Posts tagged Oscar Martinez

Posts tagged Oscar Martinez
Great Things About The Office - #263 - Wine
Great Things About The Office - #202 - Up Chickens, Down Chickens
Great Things About The Office - #187 - Oscar Explaining The Surplus To Michael Like He’s Five Years Old
Michael: “Why don’t you explain this to me like I’m five?”
Oscar: “Your mommy and daddy give you 10 dollars to open up a lemonade stand. So you go out and you buy cups and lemons and sugar. And now you find out that it only costs 9 dollars.”
Michael: “Oh!”
Oscar: “So you have an extra dollar.”
Michael: “Yes.”
Oscar: “So you can give that dollar back to mommy and daddy, but guess what? Next summer…”
Michael: “I’ll be six.”
Oscar: “You’ll only get nine dollars.”
Great Things About The Office - #184 - The Battle of Schrute Farms
The northernmost battle of the Civil War?
Great Things About The Office - #170 - Pregnant Helen Mirren
Great Things About The Office - #135 - The Staff’s Halloween Costumes
I did not include any of Jim’s because his are so great they deserve one to themselves.
Here’s the list:
Michael Scott: 2 Headed Michael, MacGruber
Dwight Schrute: Sith Lord, The Joker, The Scranton Strangler, Kerrigan
Pam Beesly: Cat, Charlie Chaplin, Kangaroo
Ryan Howard: Gordon Gekko, Justin Bieber, Pinkman
Andy Bernard: Cat, Bill Compton, Construction Worker
Erin Hannon: Wendy
Phyllis Lapin: Cat, Rabbit
Stanley Hudson: Creature from the Black Lagoon, Samurai, Chef
Kevin Malone: Michael Moore, Superhero, The Joker, Dwayne Wade
Angela Martin: Cat, Penguin, Nurse
Oscar Martinez: Woman, Rational Consumer, Uncle Sam
Creed Bratton: Vampire, The Joker, Mummy, Osama bin Laden
Meredith Palmer: Sookie, Kate Middleton
Darryl Philbin: Dracula, LeBron James
Kelly Kapoor: Katy Perry, Kate Middleton, Skeleton
Toby Flenderson: Hobo, Skeleton
Gabe Lewis: Lady GaGa, Skeleton

Great Things About The Office - #132 - The Rational Consumer
Great Things About The Office - #129 - Gabe Inside Stanley’s Car and Oscar’s Grandmother
“Is that my grandmother?!” -Oscar
“How’d you get inside my car?!” -Stanley

Great Things About The Office - #112 - Meredith on Casual Day
Oscar: “Meredith, your boob is out!”
Kelly: “Dammit, Meredith, where are your panties?!”
Great Things About The Office - #105 - YOU’RE NOT REAL MAN!”
Oscar: “Where’s Dwight?”
Creed: “Decapitated. Whole big thing. We had a funeral for a bird.”
Jim: “I’m pretty sure none of that’s real.”
Creed: “You’re not real man!”