Great Things About The Office - #174 - Dwight Insulting The Old Man

Man: “Are you all in line?” Dwight: “Go check out the sympathy cards, old man.”

Man: “You have to share the machine.” Dwight: “Well, that’s what they taught me in my 19th century kindergarten.”

Man: I have a new heart, you know.” Dwight: “Do you really, Tin Man.”

Great Things About The Office - #173 - Dwight Grabbing Jim’s Crotch

“I just grabbed a soft penis for nothing.” -Dwight

“Stop pushing me. Stop grabbing my penis. Grow up.” -Dwight

“Yes. I’ll tell her that I had feelings for a co-worker that I haven’t had in years. In my defense, he was grabbing my crotch fairly aggressively.” -Jim

Great Things About The Office - #172 - Mike Tibbitts

Great Things About The Office - #171 - CEO Doesn’t Play The Tambourine

Great Things About The Office - #170 - Pregnant Helen Mirren

Great Things About The Office - #169 - “Your Mother Is Dead.”